Score: 10

"Very Original"

submission: You Only Live Once

date: August 3, 2009

INFINITE LIVES TRICK: Search for the folder named "505914_yolo.swf" on your computer and delete it. Note that this only works for the Newgrounds version of the game and that it won't be the same folder if you play this game on another website or locally on your computer. If you have Windows, make sure that you allow hidden files to show up. If you use Mac OS or Linux, it's a real piece of cake to find.

ALTERNATE WAY: You can also right-click the game screen, select Settings and not allowing data to be stored on your computer. Note that this will make you unable to save anything in all of Newgrounds so remember to allow it again.

MY REVIEW: I've never seen a game like that so you get a 10/10 for originality and humor! Too bad many people fail to understand the meaning of this game and give you low ratings. If they want to restart the game that bad, they only have to follow my advice. This is proof that many people don't know a thing about how computers work.

Score: 9

"Funny and Depressing"

submission: Jerry

date: June 22, 2009

That was pretty funny even though you feel sad for him sometimes. However, he did use a condom! I guess that bitch lied to him and he was naive enough to believe her.

Score: 10

"If I was Nintendo, I would hire you!"

submission: Super Mario 63

date: June 13, 2009

You managed to make the best Mario Flash game ever. Good graphics, details, story, animations, controls, physics, elements, etc. This game is top quality!

Awesome job on implementing Fludd and all those acrobatics and swimming in a 2D platformer!

A Level Designer!? I always dreamed of making my own Mario game with a great engine!

Nintendo needs people like you!

Score: 8

"Remember kids, don't do drugs."

submission: Pilgrimage

date: June 8, 2009

This is what happen when you smoke too much weed.

Score: 8

"Freaking retarded!"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 8, 2009

This game is freaking retarded... in a good way! It's too short though. You should make a sequel with more levels.

Score: 9

"Not as good as the first one."

submission: A Crow in Hell 2

date: April 2, 2009

It's pretty good but it's not as good as the first one because it was shorter and easier. I hope that the next one will be a little more longer and harder. By the way, this series should have medals considering how challenging it is, especially the first in the series.

Score: 8

"Nice flash but..."

submission: Highschool Blood Donor

date: March 31, 2009

Nice flash but I don't like the message. The Red Cross was banned for donating blood in my country for contaminating thousands of people with AIDS and Hepatitis C. You can do some research on Google if you don't trust me. Killing people isn't the only thing they do, they also steal money.

If you're too lazy to do the research, I posted an interesting link at the end of my review. Some of the comments have useful facts. If you look in the introduction of the article, you can see several links to more information too.

By the way, I could have given you zero but I normally don't punish quality flashes when I don't agree with the message. It was funny anyway.

http://www.trentstampstake.org/2007/1 1/washing-my-hands-of-dirt-at-red-cro ss.html

Score: 7

"F keys are bad."

submission: Word Invaders

date: March 31, 2009

It's not a good idea to have F keys (F1, F2, F3), you should choose something else. Good choices are Ctrl, Shift, Enter, Alt, etc. The reason why F keys are bad is because it won't necessarily work for everyone. It's possible that these keys won't be recognize on some keyboards. There are also many keyboards that work differently, which mean that pressing a certain F key may result in doing something you don't want to.

On my keyboard, F1 decreases the brightness and F2 increases it. As for F3, it actually does the exclusive Mac feature called "Exposé".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exposé_(
Mac_OS_X)

It's a nice game though. Too bad I can't pause the words and letters.

Score: 7

"It's all about the controls."

submission: Inverse Dodge

date: March 31, 2009

If the controls were normal, it would have been way too easy.

Score: 6

"You forgot something."

submission: Scroll Wheel Challenge

date: March 31, 2009

Not everyone can join this epic battle. Mac users can't scroll because the mouse wheel listener in Flash is only available for Windows. It's stupid, I know. I wonder when Adobe will finally fix this because so that I can fully enjoy games that use Windows only features.

I do have Windows installed on my Mac but it's not like I will reboot my computer in Windows every time I encounter something like this. Ah well, next time I have business with Windows, I might give this game a try. I normally only use Windows for PC gaming.

By the way, my rating wasn't affected by this problem. I did try the game (got a score of zero) and it looked like it deserved a 6.